and so i took out my pocket knife. her legs were spread out wide open, and i soon realized the irony of it all. it was easy.. inserting it and cutting her wide open. didn't notice the time until when i was finished. you know what they say: time flies when you're having fun. oh yeah, there were flies. dirty place, you know-- i don't recommend going there. but service is good. they cleaned up the place real fast.

did she say anything? no, not really. i don't think she saw what was coming. coming. heh. d'ya hear what i said? i said coming. hehehe. the irony of it all. and did i tell you that she was a virgin?